Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.
Regarding pictures 1 and 5, it’s crazy how different the land looks without map borderlines.
|*Man walks into a store and finds employee*|
|Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!|
|Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?|
|Man: I never filled out an application.|
|Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.|
|Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!|
|Employee: Well, but that doesn't-|
|Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!|
|Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.|
|Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!|
|Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?|
|Man: Well no, but what does that matter?|
|Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.|
|Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.|
|Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.|
|Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.|
|Man: Fuck you, slut.|
When people say “culture is meant to be shared” I’m literally like ???? Because that has literally never been the purpose of any culture. Culture is about identity, community and family. It’s about tradition. It is not and has never been about “sharing”.
They keep saying “shared” when they mean “made available for my consumption.”
and boom goes the dynamite
technology isnt making people talk less, its allowing people to choose who they want to talk to. i dont want to talk to your “intellectual” anti-technology ass, i want to talk to like, twelve different people who are vastly more interesting and never have to look up from my phone to acknowledge you
Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video here.
sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow
It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.
Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.
*quietly facepalms forever*
I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods. You can make anything sound gross if you want to.
Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!
Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!
Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!
Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????
Bless all this
One of my distant family members is all about this dumb preaching atm and I want to send this post to her so bad…
Do it, save the rest of us
Lol, I wish. Might just take the passive aggressive route and share it on my own wall..